This is the weight loss / makeover blog for people who drink too much. I've tried with all my country gumption to identify with the suburban mommy, typical cheeky "get in shape gal" featured in every fitness magazine and website. Tried to get some snappy workout duds, white teeth, a ponytail and some goji berries. But as a cynic noir, this creepy media portrayal is giving me nothing but acid reflux.
I embark on this journey, complacent to failure with a pint o the devil and an asshole smirk.
38-33-39 - - Should I journal meals and workouts? Don't know - no for now because it's too Jenny Yoga.
(Just a note: If I have to rant or rave about whatever, that's probably going to get thrown in here too due to catharsis/creative outlet. Otherwise, I'll just get it off in some self destructive way)
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